Do we even review pubs in the New Forest anymore? Are we even really reviewers? Are we even real people? Who is Jake? Why is there 3 reviewers sometimes & 4 at other times?
Anyway, that being said, here’s our experience at the somewhat difficult to find 4 Horseshoes in Nursling. Admittedly, this is not a New Forest pub.
1) How was the booze selection? 🥃
George says: “They have Peroni. They have a really great lager selection.”
Jake says: “Good selection of wines. By that I mean there’s a lot of them.”
Editors note: Jake is not a wine connoisseur.
2) How good were the chips? 🍟
Jake says: “Would have been nice with ketchup. Ever slightly more cripsy would have been a 5. Needs some duck fat.”
George says: “Not usually my type of chip (chunky) but it was so great it changed my perspective.”
3) Cleanliness of the glasses 🍷
Jake says: “I always respect a Coke branded glass.”
Chef says: “M22s. I went somewhere with M16s & didn’t like it because I’m a snob.”
Neil says: “I am storing children in my basement.”
4) How good are the toilets? 💩
George says: “Underwhelming & in a confusing place, making them hard to find during an emergency. I didn’t piss myself”
5) How were the staff?👩🍳
Jake: “A bit slow. Not in terms of their metal state, I mean physically.”
Chef says: “A 5 based on looks.”
6) How was the venue? 🏚
Jake says: “The carpark is plentiful & has an overflow.”
George says: “The pub feels much more high end than it needs to. It’s definitely a diamond in the rough.”
Chef says: “It’d be great in the summer.”
7) Overall score 🍻
George says: “An oddly great pub for an area known for being a complete shithole. Worth searching for. “
Jake says: “Loved the venue, food was great, drinks good, staff just needed to be slightly more attentive to get the 5.”
Chef says: …
The C*nts Pub Guide 🍻 