The Waterloo Arms is a sizeable establishment which can be found on your way into Lyndhurst from Cadnam. It feels like a local pub, complete with doggy undertones & home cooked meals.

This is probably our worst review we’ve done so far. The Waterloo Arms isn’t the worst pub we’ve been to, we were just too drunk at this point to give a good review. The Waterloo Arms isn’t necessarily a great pub, but it probably deserved more commentary than we supplied below. Everything about this review is half baked… Except the the featured image at the bottom, which is Jake in front of his new car.

This was the fourth stop in our Lyndhurst pub crawl.

1) How was the booze selection? 🥃

George says: “No Peroni.”

Jake says: “A decent selection of ciders, spirits, etc.”

2) How good were the chips? 🍟

Chef says: “In terms of the taste of chip… The chip couldn’t be better.”

George says: “Really fluffy.”

3) Cleanliness of the glasses 🍷

Chef says: “Little marks on mine.”

4) How good are the toilets? 💩

Neil says: “Very small. Very small. Like my tinker, my winky. My penis is small”

5) How were the staff?👩‍🍳

Jake says: “Fine. Does he have to suck me off as i walk in or something? [This was in response to what the server could have done differently to get a higher score. Jake was happy with the service.]“

6) How was the venue? 🏚

Jake says: “It’s mediocre.”

Neil says: “Feels like someone’s back garden… Kind of in a good way.”

7) Overall score 🍻

Jake says: “Merhhhhh. It’s just your standard pub. It’s good not great. Buy a better plot of land.”

Chef says: “This is shit… All my family is divorced & dead. Divorced, beheaded & died.”

George slurs: “in fucked.”

Neil says: “Fuck off I know I need to trim my armpit hair. I’m in someone’s back garden but I quite like that.”

Editors note: We were rather drunk by this point.

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Today’s unique fact: Chef hasn’t been for a wee in any pub.